A liberal man had an appendix problem, which caused him severe pain in his stomach. Seeing the severity of the disease, the doctors prescribed surgery. The operation was performed. Before the operation, he was anesthetized according to the method introduced by "Mawlawi al-Razi". Then the surgery was performed on him, and the instruments with which it was performed, that is, surgery and surgical instruments, were invented centuries ago by "Mawlawi Abu al-Qasim al-Zahrawi", and were made popular and widespread by "Mawlawi al-Zahrawi". The operation site of this so-called liberal was stitched with stitches from the analyzed blood samples. Then, through a drip invented by this "Mawlawi", a medicine made using the modern medicine technique introduced by "Mawlawi Ibn Sina" was injected into this drip using a syringe invented by a "Turkish Mawlawi" in the amount specified by "Mawlawi Ya'qub al-Kindi" so that his disease would be cured quickly.
When the liberal regained consciousness, he felt severe pain - he started crying - hearing his voice, a nurse rushed in and told him to swallow a "painkiller" capsule. After swallowing the capsule, the liberal asked: "Sister, when this capsule goes into the stomach, what happens to its shell?" Nurse: Sir, this shell goes into the stomach and is digested, there is no need to worry.
Liberal: Wow! What is the best invention... All humanity is indebted to its creator... Nurse: Yes, this is the invention of "Maulvi Abu Al-Qasim Al-Zahrawi"... Liberal: This is also an invention - Maghreb reached Mars and it is stuck in a capsule... Nurse: Sir, this is an invention of centuries ago when the people of Maghreb considered bathing as blasphemy... Liberal: Well - well - you should advocate for your friends - My Family My Lip If you tap, bring it to me... Nurse tapping on the laptop: BIOS, which is the basic feature of such computer gadgets... is used in algebra, which is the invention of "Mawlawi Musa al-Khwarizmi". The truth is that every automatic invention, whether it is a calculator, mobile phone or computer, is due to this same "Mawlawi". Liberals were shaking: Get out of here... After the nurse left, he opened his laptop and posted on Facebook: "The share of Muslims in the modern world and science is 'zero'."
"While posting, a comment also came: This zero is also the creation of "Maulvi Musa al-Khwarizmi"
لبرل ادمی کا سوچ
ایک لبرل شخص کو اپنڈکس کا مسئلہ ہو گیا جس سے اس کے پیٹ میں شدید درد محسوس ہوا ﻣﺮﺽ ﮐﯽ ﺷﺪﺕ ﺩﯾﮑﻬﺘﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﮈﺍﮐﭩﺮﺯ ﻧﮯ ﺳﺮﺟﺮﯼ لکھ ﺩﯼ اس کا ﺁﭘﺮﯾﺸﻦ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺁﭘﺮﯾﺸﻦ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﺍﺳﮯ " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺯﯼ " ﮐﮯ ﻣﺘﻌﺎﺭﻑ ﮐﺮﺍﺋﮯ ﮔﺌﮯ ﻃﺮﯾﻘﮯ ﮐﮯ ﻣﻄﺎﺑﻖ ﺑﯿﮩﻮﺵ ﮐﯿا ﮔﯿﺎ ﭘﻬﺮ ﺍﺳﮑﯽ ﺳﺮﺟﺮﯼ ﮐﯽ ﮔﺌﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺟﻦ ﺁﻻﺕ ﺳﮯ ﮐﯽ ﻭﮦ ﺩﻭﻧﻮﮞ ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﺳﺮﺟﺮﯼ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺁﻻﺕ ﺟﺮﺍﺣﯽ، " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﺍﺑﻮ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺳﻢ ﺍﻟﺰﮨﺮﻭﯼ " ﻧﮯ صدیوں ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ، ﻣﺘﻌﺎﺭﻑ ﻭ ﺭﺍﺋﺞ ﮐﺌﮯ ﭘﻬﺮ ﺍسی " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﺍﻟﺰﮨﺮﻭﯼ " ﮐﮯ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮐﺮﺩﮦ ﻗﺎﺑﻞ ﺗﺤﻠﯿﻞ ﭨﺎﻧﮑﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ نام نہاد اس لبرل کی آپریشن کی جگہ کو ٹانکے لگائے گئے ﭘﻬﺮ ﺍسی " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ " ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮐﺮﺩﮦ ﮈﺭﭖ ﮐﮯ ﺫﺭﯾﻌﮯ " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﺍﺑﻦ ﺳﯿﻨﺎ " ﮐﯽ ﻣﺘﻌﺎﺭﻑ ﮐﺮﺩﮦ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﮦ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﺍﺩﻭﯾﺎﺕ ﮐﯽ ﺗﮑﻨﯿﮏ ﺳﮯ ﺑﻨﺎﺋﯽ ﮔﺌﯽ ﺩﻭﺍ ﺍﺱ ﮈﺭپ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ " ﺗﺮﮎ ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ " ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮐﺮﺩﮦ ﺳﺮﻧﺞ ﮐﮯ ﺫﺭﯾﻌﮯ " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﯾﻌﻘﻮﺏ ﺍﻟﮑﻨﺪﯼ " ﮐﯽ ﺑﺘﻼﺋﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﻣﻘﺪﺍﺭ ﮐﮯ ﻣﻄﺎﺑﻖ ﺍﻧﺠﯿﮑﭧ ﮐﯽ ﮔﺌﯽ ﺗﺎکہ اس کا مرض ﺟﻠﺪ ﭨﻬﯿﮏ ﮨﻮ جائے
لبرل ﺟﺐ ﮨﻮﺵ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﯾﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺷﺪﯾﺪ ﺩﺭﺩ محسوس ﮨﻮﺍ - ﻭﮦ ﺭﻭﻧﮯ ﻟﮕﺎ - ﺍﺳﮑﯽ ﺁﻭﺍﺯ ﺳﻦ ﮐﺮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻧﺮﺱ ﺑﻬﺎﮔﯽ ﺑﻬﺎﮔﯽ ﺍﻧﺪﺭ ﺁﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ " ﭘﯿﻦ ﮐﻠﺮ " ﮐﯿﭙﺴﻮﻝ ﻧﮕﻠﻨﮯ ﮐﻮ ﮐﮩﺎ لبرل شخص ﮐﯿﭙﺴﻮﻝ ﻧﮕﻠﻨﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ :" ﺳﺴﭩﺮ ﺟﺐ یہ ﮐﯿﭙﺴﻮﻝ ﭘﯿﭧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﺳﮑﮯ ﺧﻮﻝ ﮐﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ؟ﻧﺮﺱ : ﺳﺮ یہ ﺧﻮﻝ ﭘﯿﭧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺎ ﮐﺮ ﺗﺤﻠﯿﻞ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ، ﮔﻬﺒﺮﺍﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺕ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ
لبرل: ﻭﺍﮦ ! ﮐﯿﺎ ﺑﮩﺘﺮﯾﻦ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮨﮯ ... ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻧﯿﺖ ﺍﺳﮑﮯ ﻣﻮﺟﺪ ﮐﯽ ﻗﺮﺽ ﺩﺍﺭ ﮨﮯ .... نرﺱ : ﺟﯽ یہ" ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﺍﺑﻮ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺳﻢ ﺍﻟﺰﮨﺮﻭﯼ " ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮨﮯ ...لبرل: یہ ﺑﻬﯽ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ - ﻣﻐﺮﺏ ﻣﺮﯾﺦ ﭘﺮ ﭘﮩﻨﭻ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﯾﮧ ﮐﯿﭙﺴﻮﻝ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭨﮑﺎ ﮨﮯ ... ﻧﺮﺱ : ﺳﺮ یہ صدﯾﻮﮞ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮨﮯ ﺟﺐ ﺍﮨﻠﯿﺎﻥ ﻣﻐﺮﺏ ﻧﮩﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﻮ ﮐﻔﺮ ﺳﻤﺠﻬﺎ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﺗﻬﮯ ... لبرل ﺯﭺ ﮨﻮ ﮐﺮ : ﺍﭼﻬﺎ - ﺍﭼﻬﺎ - ﺁﭖ ﻣﻼﻭﮞ ﮐﯽ ﻭﮐﺎﻟﺖ ﭼﻬﻮﮌﯾﮟ - ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻓﯿﻤﻠﯽ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ ﻟﯿﭗ ﭨﺎﭖ ﺩﮮ ﮔﺌﯽ ﮨﻮﮔﯽ ﻭﮦ ﻣﺠﻬﮯ ﻻ ﺩﯾﮟ ... ﻧﺮﺱ ﻟﯿﭗ ﭨﺎﭖ ﺩﯾﺘﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ : ﻭﯾﺴﮯ ﺳﺮ ﺍﻥ ﮐﻤﭙﯿﻮﭨﺮ ﮔﯿﺠﭩﺲ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﻨﯿﺎﺩﯼ ﺣﯿﺜﯿﺖ ﺭﮐﻬﻨﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ بایوس ۔۔۔ ﺍﻟﺠﺒﺮﺍ میں ﺍﺳﺘﻤﻌﺎﻝ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺟﻮ ﮐﮧ " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﻣﻮﺳﯽ ﺍﻟﺨﻮﺍﺭﺯﻣﯽ " ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮨﮯ، ﺳﭻ ﺗﻮ یہ ﮨﮯ کہ ﮐﻠﮑﻮﻟﯿﭩﺮ، ﻣﻮﺑﺎﺋﻞ ﯾﺎ ﮐﻤﭙﯿﻮﭨﺮ، ﻏﺮﺽ ﮨﺮ ﺧﻮﺩﮐﺎﺭ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﺍﺱ ﮨﯽ " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ " ﮐﯽ ﻭجہ ﺳﮯ ﮨﮯ . لبرل ﺗﻠﻤﻼﺗﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ : ﻧﮑﻞ ﺟﺎﻭ ﯾﮩﺎﮞ ﺳﮯ ... ﻧﺮﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺟﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻟﯿﭗ ﭨﺎﭖ ﮐﻬﻮﻝ ﮐﺮ ﻓﯿﺴﺒﮏ ﭘﺮ ﺳﭩﯿﭩﺲ لگایا:" ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﺩﻧﯿﺎ ﻭ ﺳﺎﺋﻨﺲ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﺴﻠﻤﺎﻧﻮﮞ ﮐﺎ ﺣﺼﮧ ' ﺻﻔﺮ ' ﮨﮯ
"ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﮨﯽ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﺑﻬﯽ ﺁﮔﯿﺎ :یہ ﺻﻔﺮ ﺑﻬﯽ " ﻣﻮﻟﻮﯼ ﻣﻮﺳﯽ ﺍﻟﺨﻮﺍﺭﺯﻣﯽ " ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﮨﮯ
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